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Des Bowring

Montpelier Park Invaded by Lentils

There is shocking evidence that Montpelier Park is the victim of an infestation of split red lentils. Scientists say that split reds are more resistant to lentilocides than the closely related brown and green varieties. A local spokesman said 'this could only happen in Montpelier - it's like a scene from 101 Dal-mations'.

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2 Comments

Dan Brickley Comment by Dan Brickley on 30 April 2008 at 9:47pm
That's terrifying! Are the red lentils driving out our native, peaceful brown lentils? And what's the connection to the Picton Treat plague?
Des Bowring Comment by Des Bowring on 1 May 2008 at 1:15pm
Picton Treat plague eh? That's almost as bad as the Yorkie Road epidemic.

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